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Age is just a number

In Octadecimal number system, AGE is just a number. In fact, it's equal to 3,542 in decimal.

Max Planck

Max showed the world min most conceivable distance, min most calculatable energy, min most attainable mass in the universe.

San Francisco StartUp Universe Story 1

He asked his friend where she was in her relationship. She responded "Series B, as of now".

Per San Francisco norms -

  1. Pre-seed -> First date / blind date
  2. Seed -> A few dates. Seems like we've hit it off
  3. Series A -> We are probably seeing each other
  4. Series B -> We are dating, and exclusive
  5. Series C -> Introduced our friends, and family to each other's
  6. Series D -> Moved in together
  7. Filing for IPO - Getting engaged
  8. IPO -> Getting married / making it public

Insurance

I'm a huge fan of buying insurance. In fact, I believe all transactions in the world are insurance transactions. For example, you're not buying that train ticket. You're buying the train-ticketmaster-fining-you-for-not-buying-the-ticket insurance.
The ONLY place you should not, statistically, buy an insurance is in Blackjack.

Lunch

There's this lunch buffet restaurant a few blocks down the house. A little old-fashioned, but offers tremendous value for your money. Serves Coca Cola as the main drink, and has loyal customers who return to the buffet consistently. The restaurant chooses its buffet menu meticulously, and is extremely picky.
They call it Warren Buffett.

Freewhey Breakfast

The newest trend where the gym hitting busy folks have their protein shakes as breakfast while driving to work in their Teslas.

San Francisco StartUp Universe Story 2

Heard in San Francisco. Let's play good cap, bad cap.

I Write

I write. My writing is unique. In that, if you do NOT love literature, you'll find it boring. But, if you do love literature, you'll find it disappointing.

San Francisco StartUp Universe Story 3

Better to sign up for a half-marathon, than to half sign-up for a marathon!

WWWhat?

There is no 'W' in Dublin! Also, why does 'W' pronounced double U and written double V?

Bar joke of the AI era

ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity go to a bar. Bartender says - "Sorry, we don't serve anything here that helps you hallucinate"

YMCA

YMCA are the biggest liars! YMCA is not just for the young, not just for men, not just for Christians, and it's not even technically an association!

Wife

We call her wife, the one that balances life and knife so tenderly.

Wife (again)

If you were not my wife, but my wifi, I'd still connect to you.

Prerequisite

The prerequisite for a miracle is not a god or a superhero. The prerequisite for a miracle is a believer.

Love

They said love is blind. So I learnt Braille.

Empire

You can't build an empire and destroy it at the same time, you'd think.
But that's exactly what happens to every empire, all the time.

God

God is an athiest.

San Francisco StartUp Universe Story 4

Are you b2b or b2c?
Neither. p2p.
You mean, peer to peer?
No. Currently paycheck to paycheck.

Months

Very indecisive month? May
Very aggressive month> March
The month from which everything started going wrong? September (Sept is 7)

Gravity of the situation

The same reason earth revolves around the sun is why what happens when you have a runny nose!

Animal!

What kind of creature has a face on its tail?
Alaska Airlines.

Fill in both the blanks with the same word

_____ created thousands of _______ in his career.

No trace

What do you call it when a thief leaves absolutely no trace, no stains?
Stainless Steal

San Francisco StartUp Universe Story 5 - Colors

I like my coffee black, smoothie green, and our revenue in the grey.

Career change?

Carpel Tunnel Syndrome, Sickle Cell Anaemia, Root Canal....
Is construction science the ancestor of modern medicine?

Bankruptcy

When my first start-up failed, I never filed for bankruptcy. The fee to file for bankruptcy was $1300 and I did not have that kinda money.

Debate Competition

Topic: Participants who choose to argue against the topic in a debate competition have better chances of winning.

Interestingly, participants who agreed argued for those who were against it, and the ones who disagreed argued for those who agreed with the topic.

Canadian Hospitals

In Canadian hospitals, you'll never run out of doctors, dentists, and nurses. There's always someone to Kaur

Serbian Soccer

I was watching Serbian Soccer League finals where top two Serbian teams were playing for the championship. All players seemed very talented, but I couldn't figure out vic was vic.

Cringe English

You can find vessels in water with water in vessels.
You can find trains with coaches with coaches that train.

Airplane Manufacturing

It was boeing well until it got airbust.

That tech

Thank god you didn't invent that technology. Otherwise it would be called Yellow Tooth

If you think about it...

If you think about it, starting a sentence with if you think about it wouldn't make any difference. The point won't change even if the listener doesn't think about it.

Grandfather

If my dad's dad was a teetotaler who never partied, was always a stoic, and just a very simple person, should I still call him my grandfather?

My choice

I drink green tea in the morning, English tea at noon. Prefer matcha tea in the evening but I don't drink tea at night. My body, my chais.

My choice

Is one's nature of ascribing hxx (his/her, pronounced hex) negative traits to heredity hereditary?